Ladies and gentlemen (oophs! I forgot my audience so I'll have to write for them). Okay, hoes and pimps, last night a "brother" fell into a trench in Las Vegas. How he did this really surprises me. The trench was surrounded by a fence with a sign with the word "DANGER!" on it. Obviously the man was a product of the Clark County Education System and was out of class on the day reading was taught.
Scientists are spending countless money and hours searching for intelligent life on other planets. I'm just trying to find it in this city! Below is the article from KXNT:
"Firefighters spent part of the night rescuing a man from a trench.The 25-foot-deep trench is over near Rampart and Alta. They knew he was there because he used his cell phone to call them after he fell in. The man suffered leg and arm injuries. According to authorities he was going in and out of consciousness too. They were afraid that the trench would copllapse so they closed the street. Firefighters said once that happens, it's like a bear hug and you would suffocate in a couple of minutes. Firefighters extracted the man with something like a man-crane. He's was promptly checked in and then out of the hospital. Firefighters put some signs up warning people about the trench so more people dont fall in. The Las Vegas Valley Water District dug that trench."
Latest update from my secret sources: "The man is visibility upset for not wining a Darwin Award." Note: The Darwin Award is for stupid acts resulting in death.
Don't worry about feeling dumb. Just being normal here is like being a genius anywhere else.
Cheers
Paul
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